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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
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Bailadores is a town in the western part of the Mérida State of Venezuela and is the capital of the Rivas Dávila Municipality.
"}{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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The Moody Homestead is a historic house at 100 Ridge Road in York, Maine. The main house, built in 1790, is attached to an ell that is estimated to date to the late 17th century. The house has been owned by descendants of the locally prominent Moody family since the 1770s. It