{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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