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Alfred Ernest Catlin was an Australian rules footballer who played for the Collingwood Football Club in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
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Bordesley is a village north of Redditch, in Worcestershire, England. Bordesley primarily comprises houses alongside the A441 Birmingham Road between Redditch and Alvechurch. The name Bordesley derives from the Old English of Brorde's Lēah, meaning the wood of someone called Brord(e).
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